Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
― Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

rupindre:

xbox420:

barbiehutch:

when ur parents say something really racist/sexist/misogynistic/ableist/queerphobic and you just laugh like “h a ha h aa yeahhh” cuz u don’t wanna start drama but it makes ur skin crawl for the rest of the week

am i the only person who calls them out when they do that

yeah because some kids get their ass whooped for speaking out of turn

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spermcells:

Summertime Swaggie

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