I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies
― (via lebanesebreezeee)

(Source: rafeeqj)

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

prettyoutcast:

Michael cera is like the human version of the word moist

(Source: prettyoutcast)

lameborghini:

if u wear heels to school i have a few questions:
1. why